2014 NBA Playoffs Thread

[elcheato]

im not even mexican

god damn it man, no one else gets the chappelle references. Can someone please find buzzy, get a hold of this mothafucka so I can make sense of all this! WHERE IS BUZ?

 

[RipCity32]

Don't complain about the rotations. The Rockets bench is garbage. McHale tried mixing things up.  

 

[BwareDWare94]

You think Troy Daniels is the answer, though? Come on. Dude should NEVER see playoff minutes.
 
Pat Beverly's been playing on one leg tonight, on defense. While I hate Jeremy Lin, Bev just didn't have his speed. 

 

[RipCity32]

Kid is a phenomenal shooter. Down 2-0 you gotta try something else. Worth a shot. 
Not like he was the reason you would've lost this game anyways. 

 

[RipCity32]

Is there ever a game in which JVG isn't complaining about some NBA rule, or what he would change about the league?

 

[BwareDWare94]

What the fuck is this 3 fouls in 10 seconds bullshit? JUST BULLSHIT. 2 of them weren't even fouls. 

 

[RipCity32]

Those were all fouls.

 

[BwareDWare94]

That was a really shitty call on Parsons. If a shooter's jumpshot moves him forward, doesn't that negate the needing space to land rule?

 

[BwareDWare94]

Those were all fouls.

 
The Asik foul wasn't, and neither was the Mo Williams flop.

 

[RipCity32]

Bro I want the Rockets to win, but those were all fouls lol.

 

[Delirium]

According to wiki, they changed the rule to allow coaches to wear suits during home games, but that was back before Nike took over.  

Would you want to wear a fucking suit in 90 degree heat? Besides, it looks dumb for a man to be in a suit while standing on grass/turf. Indoors on a court, sure, but not outdoors on grass. I admire the professionalism, but there's a reason why they usually wear polos and a visor.

 

[BwareDWare94]

After defending him wonderfully all game, how many open shots is LaMarcus Aldridge going to get in the fourth quarter? Come on. 
 
hack a Dwight, incoming.

 

[BwareDWare94]

WHY did Harden take that 3? Oh my God, dude. Get a good shot. 

 

[BwareDWare94]

Are we going to get one of those ridiculous shots that Lillard just made? Talk about luck.

 

[BwareDWare94]

Jeremy Lin didn't  foul Mo Williams, there. Not even close. What the fuck is Joe Crawford's problem? 

 

[BwareDWare94]

I've had enough of James Harden. One bad shot after another. Dude is losing us this game late in the fourth with awful shot. 

 

[RipCity32]

Lol, Lin could've almost put it away there. 

 

[Mexi]

Jeremy lin leads the league in fuck ups

 

[BwareDWare94]

LaMarcus Aldridge's elbow crashed down upon Jeremy's face. Isn't a head hit an automatic flagrant? Come on, the dude swung down and took out another dude's head. It wasn't intentional but he has to know he can't do that again.

 

[BwareDWare94]

I've had enough of James Harden. Too many stupid, awful shots late in this game, and it's why we nearly lost.

I've had enough of Kevin McHale. Omer Asik does a wonderful job on Aldridge all game and Omer hasn't seen the floor in about 10 minutes.
 
I've had enough of Kevin McHale's rotations. Where's Jordan Hamilton? Where's Frankie Garcia? Can we get a DMo sighting? Something. Give us something other than nothing, Kevin. If they can't play in big games, let them show us. Don't just all of a sudden drop them out of the rotation.
 
I've had enough of McHales "fuck it, I can't draw up a play, so let's just go Harden iso" tactics at the end of games. McHale has no in-game skill as a head coach. This is absurd.
 
I've had enough of Jeremy Lin. Dude missed a RIGHT HANDED LAYUP that could have iced the game. What a little fucking bitch. Go to hell, Jeremy Lin.
 
I've had enough of this poor defense.
 
I've had enough of this Houston Rockets team. They can all go to hell for collapsing so pathetically. They had multiple chances to put this game on ice, but they just let Portland back in again and again.
 
It's McHale. It's Harden. They're glorified as if they're assets, and though Harden really is, McHale isn't, at all. Right now, they're both problems.