2014 MLB Season Thread

[Mexi]

Dee
Gonzo
Ethier

 

[elcheato]

Apparently we were one hit the day before yesterday too. Goin for 3 in a row

 

[Thomas-Panda-Saxby]

Why can't the mets fuck the Braves right in the pussy...

 

[elcheato]

Jizzenhall

 

[Mexi]

Don't mind losing
Do mind losing in the first inning

 

[Mexi]

Welp, time for alternate programming

 

[Mexi]

Lol cheato you weren't kidding

 

[elcheato]

looooooool

 

[elcheato]

We owe Nick Swisher 30 million over the next two years after this one

 

[Mexi]

We owe ethier like twice that or more til 2017

 

[elcheato]

Yea but that doesn't really impact the Dodgers. Swisher's annual figure accounts for like, 20% of the Indians normal budget

 

[Mexi]

Lol murphy
Why doesnt tito bench him?

 

[elcheato]

Because shockingly, Ryan Raburn is not hitting like Barry Bonds this year

 

[Mexi]

Beckett went 2nd to 3rd on a double

 

[elcheato]

He had little interest in even making that single a double in the first place

 

[Mexi]

Slider away slider away slider away

Kemp and puig

Too easy

 

[elcheato]

62 pitches through 2 innings lawl

 

[Mexi]

Jesus christ

See what im working with
See why i lol at them in first place

 

[elcheato]

You've gained like 20 games in 5 days

 

[Mexi]

And they havent really been all that
Go look at their numbers

Starters have been good, pen is meh