2013 NBA Off-Season/Free Agency

[Mexi]

team broussard 

 

[buzzy]

D Ho taking his sweet old time

 

[jonathanlambert33]

janis carr ‏@janiscarr 14m

Dwight has made his decision. Said he will announce his destination via Twitter possibly this weekend

This dude here

 

[buzzy]

jeeeesus

 

[Mexi]

I dont even follow janis carr who later said thats premature

Wait for woj

 

[Mexi]

"@SerenaWinters: Hearing from multiple people that Dwight has been spotted at an airport in Houston, though I cannot yet confirmWill continue to look into"

She's hot so i trust her

 

[jonathanlambert33]

 

[buzzy]

trustworthy/10
 
would bang

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Andre Iguodala is making bank with Golden State

 

[Mexi]

so what the fuck 
is dwight going to oakland?

 

[buzzy]

Uh, they just dumped a shitload of salary to sign Iggy? Safe to say Dwight's out of the picture.

 

[Mexi]

no
Bogut, Klay/Barnes, pick for Dwight IF the lakers want to keep dwight in the division

 

[jonathanlambert33]

The Warriors would be idiots to make that move for Dwight.

 

[bosoxlover12]

The Warriors would be idiots to make that move for Dwight.

Why?

Dwight+Iggy is 1000x better than Bogut and having Barnes on the bench

 

[jonathanlambert33]

Why?

Dwight+Iggy is 1000x better than Bogut and having Barnes on the bench

Oh I totally agree. It's all a moot point now that he chose Houston, but I feel like that's a team with a VERY scary young core. And that's what they should be building on. Just a young core of Curry, Thompson, Barnes, etc with flexibility starting next season scares me more than Curry, Iggy, Dwight.

 

[bosoxlover12]

lol I was watching today's earlier episode of NNL

All 3 TV analysts were wearing purple and good. Like come on ESPN, smh

 

[BwareDWare94]

At the same time, if Bogut can stay healthy, the Warriors are still a very scary team.

 

[jonathanlambert33]

Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) tweeted at 7:41 PM on Fri, Jul 05, 2013:
Al-Farouq Aminu has agreed to a one-year, $3.7 million deal with New Orleans, league source tells Y!

Good deal, elite rebounding SF.

 

[bosoxlover12]

I know most have probably seen this at r/NBA, but this is just fucking golden

Listen, I know Houston seems like a great fit. You got Harden's beard distracting everyone from your average post game, and Lin and Parsons can't trash talk about your toughness because they are in a full on bromance. No state income taxes. I get it. Slim Thug fixin' you with bad bitches. I get it. Baby Mamas only getting 20%. I get it.

But if you though Kobe was riding your ass, wait until you have a pair of post legends trying to make you a competent post scorer after your neglect of the art for nearly the past decade.

Dwight, you can still change your mind. Come to Milwaukee. We almost literally don't have a roster. We almost literally don't have a general manager capable of making intelligent decisions. We almost literally will have probably watched all the teams in our division get better than us, worse than us, and then better than us again over the last decade. You can literally be the GM and build-a-team like some 2k shit.

No one will talk shit about you. There is literally no pressure. People are too burnt out after Packer season to give a shit about this franchise. Aaron Rodgers and Ryan Braun will be recognized on the street more than you will. People will ask you if you are a new linebacker for the Packers and you'll respond "No, I'm the center for the Bucks" and they will ask you why you are here instead of in Tampa Bay practicing your long snaps.

How the fuck could you not want to play inside of this fucking thing?. It looks like the fucking architect realized last minute there were no fucking windows in his original design, so he decided to compensate by fucking gluing a smaller building to it that is only windows. WE COULD LITERALLY PAINT A MURAL TO YOU ON 90% OF THE BUILDING. LITERALLY. LOOK AT IT AGAIN. I PROMISE YOU THE OTHER SIDE LOOKS EVEN WORSE.

PLUS, NOW YOU GET TO PLAY NEXT TO
DREW GOODEN: FLOOR SPACER
LARRY SANDERS: SHOT BLOCKER
JON HENSON: SHOT BLOCKER
GREEK ROOKIE GUY: FREAK
GUSATVO AYON: ARM SLEEVE
LUC RICHARD MBAH A MOUTE: LITERALLY A PRINCE OF CAMEROON OR SOME SHIT. ALSO IS GOOD AT DEFENSE.
EKPE UDOH: SHOT BLOCKER
ISH SMITH: IS A POINT GUARD
WOLTERS: RACIAL DIVERSITY
ERSAN: FLOOR SPACING AND ETHNIC DIVERSITY

Think about your stats. I can see you averaging 35 and 15. You will be the first ever MOST VALUABLE IMPROVED PLAYER COACH AND DEFENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD winner. Fuck, we'll bring you off the bench if you wanna win sixth man of the year while your at it.

This is exactly what you want. Build your own team, no pressure, have fun, max deals until you die, no trade clauses, player options. Amnesty yourself if you get bored, no one will even know you were here.

Best Case Scenario: Build your own championship team
Worst Case Scenario: You win MVIPCDOTY award(s) and amnesty yourself when you get bored and do this whole free agency thing some other year
edit: literally

 

[Hurricane Season]

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