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  1. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

          He's like 60 years old.  He's retiring.  And it's a complete embarrassment that he's the best player on this fucking 170 million dollar roster.
  2. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    It's been happening for two seasons without fail.
  3. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    The legend of the miracle child Max continues.  For the past two seasons, the team has given Max unreal run support.  They pour on buckets of runs while Max is putting the other team to sleep.  Can't give Price or Porcello 3 runs to save their lives, but here's 13 Max, np.   This has happened...
  4. Mobruler

    Cam Newton Has Hairline Fracture In Ribs

    This is why you don't do you fantasy draft until after the 3rd preseason game.
  5. Mobruler

    Eastern Conference Power Rankings Post Kevin Love Trade

    Brace yourselves, I'm about to say the first nice thing I've said about the Pistons in years.  They've been a late lottery team for like the past 8 seasons and now it stops.       They will be a 6/7/8 seed and most of the credit will be given to the new regime, although that's not really where...
  6. Mobruler

    2014 NBA Re-Draft Discussion Thread

    I'll pick another player alright.  I pick Kevin Durant.
  7. Mobruler

    Woj: Cavs have agreed to trade Wiggins, Bennett, 1st to Wolves for Kevin Love

    Thad is a nice player.  Looks like they didn't give much for him.  I like Thad.
  8. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    Oh a garbage prospect Doug Fister was traded for, the entire useless bullpen, and then a backup SS.
  9. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    Robbie Ray, Ian Krol sent out. Patrick McCoy, Kyle Lobstein recalled.   My blood pressure is like 250/120.   Total fucking white flag that the Fister deal was one of the most reprehensible trades in a baseball history.
  10. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    Only reason to leave it on is to see Lindsey Hayes' sexy ass.  Not a good enough reason.
  11. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    I'm turning it off.  Should have never turned it on when it was 6-1.  They completely ruined my Friday night.
  12. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    A back up infielder and the 25th man on the roster is pitching for the Tigers right now.  Just gave up a 450 foot 2 run jack.  Players in the dugout think it's cute.  Fuck off.   There's the back to back jack as I type this.   20-6.  Twins.  Die.
  13. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

      LOL not if you're a Lions fan, but I see your smarter than the rest of us and hopped on a different train with a different team.   I do have the Spartans though.
  14. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    The MINNESOTA TWINS have scored 15 runs on the Tigers and it's the 6th inning.  You've gotta believe me, it's happening.   The functional retard company man who does color analysis for the Tigers television broadcast just said something along the lines of "I thought the Tigers hit rock bottom in...
  15. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    Let us review the events of today.   - The Tigers are losing by 5 runs and are going to lose because they couldn't score 5 runs to save their own balls. - The Royals are winning by 3 and are going to win because they are playing an awful team who's season has been over for awhile. - Robbie Ray...
  16. Mobruler

    Golden State Warriors

    Warriors:   C - Pau Gasol / Robin Lopez PF - David West / Carlos Boozer SF - Paul Pierce / Caron Butler SG - DeMar DeRozan / Alec Burks PG - Tony Parker / Jose Calderon   Jared Sullinger, George Hill
  17. Mobruler

    (15) Orlando Magic vs (18) Toronto Raptors

    Magic because they have the best player on the floor in Julius Randle.
  18. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

      "Crazy" is a good word. Personally, I'd go with a  few different ones.
  19. Mobruler

    2014 MLB Season Thread

    I'm sure you will but why would you take the trip down 94 to watch that bullshit.  You can buy a sweet Star Wars shirt online for 20 bucks.
  20. Mobruler

    Top Four Overall Seeds Announcement (Now updated with official seedings)

    Because fuck you, that's why.
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