2014 MLB Season Thread

[Giantmetfan07]

I knew the hype was nothing. 
 
Starting to look like we can possibly get a Nats/Orioles or Dodger/Angels World series. Would be exciting for either. 

Nats vs Angels would be good.

 

[Thomas-Panda-Saxby]

Nats vs Angels would be good.

Blah you know the hype would be more around Trout/Harper than the actual world series. 

 

[Giantmetfan07]

Exactly why it would be good.

But regardless it would be a great pitching vs hitting series

 

[footballplaya52]

What hype? Harper sucked it up all year

 

[elcheato]

Zach Walters is a modern day Babe Ruth 

 

[Mobruler]

It'd be crazy if OAK/DET ended up being the WC game after all that hype

 
"Crazy" is a good word. Personally, I'd go with a  few different ones.

 

[elcheato]

Carrasco has looked spectacular in his three starts since returning to the rotation.
 
Kluber, Bauer, Salazar, Carrasco and any other fuck face as the 5th starter seems like a nice rotation filled with potential but something will happen. 

 

[Teagz]

 
"Crazy" is a good word. Personally, I'd go with a  few different ones.

Honestly, if we don't get in the playoffs I'd like see the A's win the AL. Or the orioles. As long as it's not the Royals or Angels.

 

[Mobruler]

Let us review the events of today.
 
- The Tigers are losing by 5 runs and are going to lose because they couldn't score 5 runs to save their own balls.
- The Royals are winning by 3 and are going to win because they are playing an awful team who's season has been over for awhile.
- Robbie Ray, the guy Doug Fister was traded for, helped to confirm for us tonight that he is total garbage.  He had given up 6 before the 2nd inning was over.
- Coincidentally, Doug Fister is also pitching tonight.  He is going to get the win and his ERA is like 2.30 or something.
- The Tigers lost the bidding war on Rusney Castillo to the fucking Red Sox.
 
Brb, going to browse craigslist for an ad from one of those people who you can pay to murder you.

 

[Thomas-Panda-Saxby]

Nats getting fucked in the ass

 

[Thomas-Panda-Saxby]

And no Fister gave up 4 in 6 innings and then the bullpen happened

 

[Mobruler]

The MINNESOTA TWINS have scored 15 runs on the Tigers and it's the 6th inning.  You've gotta believe me, it's happening.
 
The functional retard company man who does color analysis for the Tigers television broadcast just said something along the lines of "I thought the Tigers hit rock bottom in Tampa the other day, but uhh, I guess not."
 
Even the lemmings are sick to their stomach.

 

[Teagz]

Yup they suck.
 
 
Football season is almost here to put us out of our misery.

 

[Mobruler]

Yup they suck.
 
 
Football season is almost here to put us out of our misery.

 
LOL not if you're a Lions fan, but I see your smarter than the rest of us and hopped on a different train with a different team.
 
I do have the Spartans though.

 

[Teagz]

Romine can't even fucking pitch.

 

[Mobruler]

A back up infielder and the 25th man on the roster is pitching for the Tigers right now.  Just gave up a 450 foot 2 run jack.  Players in the dugout think it's cute.  Fuck off.
 
There's the back to back jack as I type this.
 
20-6.  Twins.  Die.

 

[Teagz]

I haven't felt this low about the Tigers in a very long time.

 

[Mobruler]

I'm turning it off.  Should have never turned it on when it was 6-1.  They completely ruined my Friday night.

 

[Mobruler]

Only reason to leave it on is to see Lindsey Hayes' sexy ass.  Not a good enough reason.

 

[elcheato]

I still remember the monstrous beating the Indians laid on the Yankees during the opening week of New Yankee Stadium with a 20+ run performance