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  1. Mobruler

    If You Could Ask Your Coach Two Questions

    How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed?
  2. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    13 is such a bad number. This isn't going to turn out well.
  3. Mobruler

    2015 MLB Season Thread

    Did you see the pinch running debacle last night? Ausmus is the worst manager in the game and I say that about a league who features Ned Yost. I'm up home in Troy visiting for a few days, and I'm watching the game with my dad, and I'm trying to explain how incompetent Ausmus is with examples...
  4. Mobruler

    5th Annual SI Player Rankings: #5 PG

    I'd take Conley over Wall for sure.
  5. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    Fuck, marry, kill: Jalen Rose, Chris Broussard, Tim Legler Off the top I have to kill Broussard. Rose is incoherent and idiotic while Legler is obnoxious and douchebaggish. I'd rather have to live with incoherent and idiotic forever, so I'm marrying Rose. So I guess that means I'm fucking...
  6. Mobruler

    The NFL Offseason Thread

    Prince Amukamara thinks this is just another unfortunate incident to happen to a good person.
  7. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    Nah clippers were probably the biggest victims. I bet his agent and PR guy are fucking wizards and staged this whole deal
  8. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    Deadspin reports that Jordan is all but set on returning to LAC. And I'm guessing this story today wouldn't of ever been a story if it weren't for Jordan perpetuating it. So you wonder if he's an asshole, but I wonder if it was a publicity stunt. He's a guy with a pretty confined game, wonder...
  9. Mobruler

    5th Annual SI Player Rankings: #4 PG

    Jeez they're all so fucking handsome, how do I vote?
  10. Mobruler

    5th Annual SI Player Rankings: #3 PG

    Please put Austin Rivers on the poll, he's a worse PG than my grandmother, but he's Son Of Doc, and that deserves NBA roster and poll placement.
  11. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    Bears are the best.
  12. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    It would be fantastic if NBA free agency didn't turn into college basketball recruiting.
  13. Mobruler

    5th Annual SI Player Rankings: #2 PG

    I don't think this ever gets interesting. I think we all vote for Westbrook next and we all vote for Kyrie after
  14. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    Wait, what?
  15. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    I'd give him a raise. Bitches need to be reminded sometimes.
  16. Mobruler

    2015 MLB Season Thread

    So are you trying to say that losing in the 11th without ever using Soria isn't brilliant?
  17. Mobruler

    Philly trades for three

    Dang that's a trade I wish the Pistons would have gotten rather than the Morris trade.
  18. Mobruler

    2015 NBA Off-Season Thread

    I hope the Lakers. Kobe will murder him by Christmas.
  19. Mobruler

    5th Annual SI Player Rankings: #2 PG

    What does Austin Rivers have to do to get on a damn poll?
  20. Mobruler

    The NFL Offseason Thread

    http://deadspin.com/just-like-you-russell-wilson-is-not-having-sex-1716081857 You have to be one strong ass Christian when the Marshawn Lynch belly doesn't get called AND you can't bang Ciara.
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