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Yu Darvish you sly fuckin dog. Can't go wrong with the electric tongue.NBC Sports- At this point Japanese pitching import Yu Darvish is made of money. Not only did he sign a 6-year, $60 million dollar contract with the Texas Rangers in January (not including $51.7 million for postage and handling), he was already the top-grossing celebrity in Japan, having generated $258 million in advertising revenue in January alone. And since he’s set for life financially, Yu has decided it’s time to settle down with a nice adult film actress. According to several sources, he’s taken up with a “G-Cup adult movie star” who is known for her “electric tongue.”
I just might make her an honorary contestant in next year's Babe Tournament.