The Bill Simmons Question. Aliens.

[CameronCrazy06]

It doesn't really matter. Either the aliens fucking suck at basketball or they're fucking huge and unbeatable. So the little differences between the Earth's best players won't make a difference.

/overthinkingastupidquestion

 
You must not have watched Space Jam. Those aliens were pretty huge and beaten.

 

[MapleLeaf]

If were allowed to have a bench I would probably have like Michael and Magic on it. Along with some wild cards on it like Robert Horry (old version like the version where he could not run but just have him there in case we need a last second shot andd Reggie is cold), TMAC, Manu Ginobli cause he could get his shot up against a 50 foot muscular alien and in 5 years give me Giannis

 

[buzzy]

But only by an arm's length. I don't think MJ is as flexible anymore

 

[elcheato]

I'm pretty sure secret stuff is strictly forbidden now too.

 

[footballplaya52]

Lebron
VC
Tmac
Young KG
Shaq Diesel

 

[Pugz]

rose
vc
tmac
blake
kemp

 

[footballplaya52]

rose
vc
tmac
blake
kemp

Swap kg for kemp in mine. I knew I was forgetting someone lol

 

[elcheato]

PG: DaJuan Wagner
SG: Penny Hardaway
SF: Len Bias
PF: Jonathan Bender
C: Greg Oden
 
Foolproof

 

[Pugz]

lel len bias

 

[CameronCrazy06]

But only by an arm's length. I don't think MJ is as flexible anymore

 
The question said IN THEIR PRIME. Space Jam is without a doubt MJ's prime haha. He averaged about 40+ PPG in his tenure with the Toon Squad

 

[RipCity32]

Shaq
Bird
LeBron
Jordan
Magic

 

[The Young One]

Magic
Mike
Bron
Dirk
2000-01 Shaq