Official Wrestling Talk Thread

[CameronCrazy06]

To mute the crowd and assert that a man is being cheered when he's not is just so ridiculous haha I can't even. Vince is way too stubborn to see it any other way.

 

[Pugz]

its a smack in the face.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

Never fucking forget. Probably the only booking decision they got right in the past year.

 

[elcheato]

There is no chance Roman is cutting a live promo tomorrow. 

 

[Pugz]

he will. it'll be the typical cheesy roman shit and he'll get interrupted.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

Nothing is changing. The same old storylines we've gotten for the past year+ of Roman vs the authority and overcoming odds

 

[Pugz]

hes the ultimate underdog. they really dropped the ball on not turning him heel

 

[CameronCrazy06]

They took all videos from the main event of roman getting booed off the wrestle mania snapchat story. I've seen enough

 

[Pugz]

only reason to watch tomorrow is because the raw after has a tendency to be good. unless they show me otherwise im definitely giving this shit a break.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

only reason to watch tomorrow is because the raw after has a tendency to be good. unless they show me otherwise im definitely giving this shit a break.

Same. I'm kinda tempted to give NXT more of my attention but that's still a wwe product so IDK

 

[Pugz]

its way more old school. wrestling comes first. too bad thats now how the main roster is booked.

 

[elcheato]

American Alpha and Asuka are worth it for NXT alone. 

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Perfect time for Cass and Enzo to debut

 

[Pugz]

obviously baron corbin winning the battle royal means they like him but apparently vince is actually really high on him. hopefully they book him right.

as for other debuts, i doubt samoa joe debuts and cass and enzo. imo, its one of the other.

ko was scheduled to win the ladder match but they decided to have ryder win once he got booked in.

 

[elcheato]

Of course they're high on him, they tried to force him down the throats of NXT but the fans rejected him, hence the heel turn. He is WWE prototype, except for the flab and disgusting facial hair

 

[Pugz]

i think he can be a good heel. they will mess the booking up.

roman also called out cena on the today show or whatever he was on. gonna be a good time to be a fan.

roman vs cena for the championship and all off vinces dick in their mouth

 

[CameronCrazy06]

What a time

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

obviously baron corbin winning the battle royal means they like him but apparently vince is actually really high on him. hopefully they book him right.

as for other debuts, i doubt samoa joe debuts and cass and enzo. imo, its one of the other.

ko was scheduled to win the ladder match but they decided to have ryder win once he got booked in.

 
Well they still saying Finn, Anderson and Gallows idk.

 

[Pugz]

Wrestlemania Booking meeting:

Vince: We should put Ryder over tonight.

HHH: Vince, that ship sailed about 4 years ago.

Vince: You're crazy. The wait will just make them savor his journey.

HHH: Vince, he hasn't won a match in 4 years!

Vince: A true underdog story! Book that shit!

HHH: This may not be the best idea...

Vince: And then, Jericho goes over Styles!

HHH: I think you're running the risk of turning the crowd on the show, pop.

Vince: It's alright. We can piss them off all night. I've got the perfect way to get the crowd back.

HHH: How?

Vince: Before the main event, we'll send The Rock out with a flamethrower!

HHH: We are soooooo fucked.

Vince: What was that?

HHH: Nothing. What next?

Vince: And then, the League of Nations beats the New Day!

HHH: Why?

Vince: Because afterwards, they'll cut a promo about how great they are and get beat up by Shawn, Mick, and Steve!

HHH: That... Could actually work. Next?

Vince: Then Brock goes over Ambrose.

HHH: Obviously.

Vince: but let's make the match about 5 minutes shorter than it should be and give it an anticlimactic finish!

HHH: I'm not sure about this...

Vince: It's okay! The Rock! Flamethrower!

HHH: (groans)

Vince: Then Charlotte retains!

HHH: Sasha is on fire, pop.

Vince: But her dad isn't Ric Flair!

HHH: But her cousin is Snoop Dogg.

Vince: You know... We should get him to rap her to the ring.

HHH: I agree. So she goes over?

Vince: Hell no. Charlotte does.

HHH: (begins weeping)

Vince: And then Taker beats Shane!

HHH: If Shane loses, doesn't that make the whole "We admit that our product sucks" storyline harmful to business?

Vince: Nobody will remember that! Shane is doing an elbow drop from the cell to the announce table!

HHH: Have you really thought this through? That could be dangerous.

Vince: And if that doesn't make them forget, we still have The Rock. With a flamethrower!

HHH: It was a good run.

Vince: What?

HHH: Nothing.

Vince: Now to the main event...

HHH: What about the battle royal?

Vince: Nobody cares about that. Shaq is in it, though. Have one of those NPC guys win.

HHH: You mean NXT?

Vince: Yeah, them.

HHH: (Eyes a sledgehammer longingly.)

Vince: You know... I think The Rock with a flamethrower may not be the right call...

HHH: Thank god.

Vince: on it's own. He should squash the Wyatt family too.

HHH: WHAT!?!?!?!

Vince: It'll be great! Then we can bring CENA back just to make sure they don't get ANY offense in!

HHH: I wonder how much my stock is worth?

Vince: What was that?

HHH: (mumbles incoherently)

Vince: Now... The main event. Roman beats you clean.

HHH: Alright.

Vince: You don't have a problem with that?

HHH: Nope.

Vince: Anything you want to happen out there?

HHH: Yes. I want him to spear Stephanie.

Vince: YEAH! That'll get a huge pop.

HHH: Huh... I guess it will. That's totally why I want to do it. It has NOTHING to do with wanting a reason to be off TV for the next few months...

-Chris Jones

wrestlemania explained

 

[Pugz]

 
Well they still saying Finn, Anderson and Gallows idk.

if they debut, joe wont and neither will cass and enzo. at least i dont think they debut two need teams/stables and baron, and another.