Official Wrestling Talk Thread

[Big Bid'Ness]

I like how they turned a real life shoot into a angle like that lol.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

I thought they turned Sheamus heel haha

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

I feel sad for Sandow

 

[Teagz]

Remember when he had MITB last year? He's fallen a looooooooooong way.

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Remember when he had MITB last year? He's fallen a looooooooooong way.

 
Hell he was still losing with the briefcase lol

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Bo is about to be on the same boat as Adam Rose lol.

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

I like the WWE title being on the line in the MITB match than another Kane vs Bryan match

 

[Teagz]

Stretcher match is a horrible stip too

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Lol at that Chest joke

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Stretcher match is a horrible stip too

 
Very horrible.

 

[Teagz]

"The Demon Kane" 
 
 
I wish they'd stop calling him that

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

2012 is happening again -_-

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

"The Demon Kane" 
 
 
I wish they'd stop calling him that

 
From Corporate Kane to Demon Kane just like that lol

 

[Pugz]

should i bother catching up or should i have one of you break it down for me?

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

should i bother catching up or should i have one of you break it down for me?

 
Trust me you aren't missing anything lol.

 

[Pugz]

give me a quick rundown then haha

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

give me a quick rundown then haha

Batista Quits
The post-WWE Payback edition of RAW opens up with video highlights of The Shield and Evolution main event from last night’s pay-per-view. From there, we shoot live into the arena in Indianapolis, Indiana, where Evolution’s theme music plays. Out walks a banged up and bruised Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista.
Triple H, who is sporting a black eye, looks around while the fans break out in their first “Boo-tista” chant of the evening. HHH says “they say it’s always darkest just before the dawn.” He says the funny thing is The Shield, and all of the fans, think that they’ve won. They think it’s over. He says none of us get it — he doesn’t lose. He wins. Always.
HHH hands the mic off to Batista, and the fans break out into a loud “CM Punk” chant. Batista angrily tells HHH that he doesn’t want another match with The Shield. He says he wants the one-on-one WWE World Heavyweight Championship match that he promised him. HHH tells Batista that there’s a reason he’s the leader of Evolution and why he’s the boss. He says he has the ability to see the bigger picture. He says he has a plan, but Batista interupts him and tells him he doesn’t care about his plan.
“The Animal” goes on to talk about how he won the Royal Rumble and earned a one-on-one title match, and he’s demanding that he get it tonight. HHH tells Batista that Daniel Bryan is injured and can’t compete, so even if he wanted to, he can’t give him a title shot tonight. He says if he did, he’d probably choke anyways. Batista gets pissed. HHH says he’s sorry but things are stressful right now. He gets worked up when talking about how he never loses a fight. He says when this thing with The Shield is over, he promises Batista he’ll get everything he wants. He looks at Orton and says until that time no one is getting anything they want. Batista says, “I understand, and I quit.” He drops the mic, sarcastically waves to the fans and leaves.
As Batista storms off to the back, HHH freaks out on the mic. He demands Batista come back. He says his movies are going to flop and to run back to Hollywood. He freaks out some more and then drops the mic in anger.
Sheamus & Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro & Bad News Barrett
As we head to our first commercial break of the evening, we are informed that coming up next is a tag-team match featuring Sheamus and Rob Van Dam battling the duo of Cesaro and Bad News Barrett. On that note, we head to break.
When we return from commercial, we see a quick backstage interview during the commercial via the WWE App where Batista is exiting the building and is stopped by one of the no-name WWE “reporters.” He informs him that “he’s done.” He spoke about empty promises, getting lied to since returning and kept repeating that “he’s done.” He walked off.
From there we go back to the ring, where Cesaro is introduced. Out next is the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Bad News Barrett. Already in the ring are their opponents for tonight, Rob Van Dam and Sheamus.
The bell rings and here we go. Paul Heyman joins Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry Lawler on commentary for this match. Cesaro and Sheamus start things off for their respective teams, with Sheamus getting the early advantage over “The King of Swing.”
The two battle back-and-forth for a bit until each guy makes the tag. Barrett and Van Dam are going at it now, with Barrett getting the better. Van Dam goes to the top for a high-spot, but is met by a huge shot from Bad News Barrett on the way down. On that note, we head to a mid-match commercial.
When we return from commercial, Cesaro and Van Dam are battling it out, with Cesaro getting the better of the two. After a bunch of tags from both teams, and a lot of intense back-and-forth action, the finish comes when Cesaro and Paul Heyman walk out on the match, leaving Barrett hanging, as Barrett turns around into a Brogue Kick from Sheamus and a Five Star Frogsplash from Van Dam. 1-2-3. Sheamus and Rob Van Dam win. After the match, we head to commercial.
Winners: Sheamus & Rob Van Dam
Damien “Lance Stephenson” Sandow & Big Show
When we return from commercial, Damien Sandow comes out as Indiana Pacers player Lance Stephenson. We see a shot of some real Pacers in the crowd. Sandow is wearing the jersey, carrying a basketball, etc. He says, as Lance Stephenson, he wants to make it clear that LeBron James is the best player in history and that the Indiana Pacers are a losing team from a losing city. There’s a basketball rim and he says he’s going to show a demonstration. He dicks around with the ball like a jerk off for a little while — far too long actually — until finally Big Show comes out.
When Big Show enters the ring and his music cuts, Sandow says “how dare you interupt my mad skills.” He asks Big Show if he thinks he’s “got game.” Sandow gives Big Show the ball and then moves around like a jerk off some more, pretending to “cover” him. Big Show throws the ball at his stomach real hard and then hits him with the Knockout Punch. He grabs the ball and dunks it in the rim, bending the rim down in the process. After all of this nonsense we head to another commercial.
Kofi Kingston vs. Bo Dallas
We’re back from the break and we see Kofi Kingston in the ring. We see clips from Payback of Kane attacking Kingston during his scheduled match with Bo Dallas. Next, Justin Roberts introduced “The Inspirational” Bo Dallas. Dallas makes his way to the ring as the announcers drive home his character for the audience at home.
Prior to the match, five minutes after a full Indiana Pacers segment with Damien Sandoiw, Dallas centers his entire promo around the Pacers to draw pre-match heat. The bell rings and here we go. Dallas avoids a move from Kingston and rolls out to the floor. He proudly yells out, “did you see that?! I’m winning!” That was pretty funny.
Back in the ring, Kingston and Dallas lock up again and each bounce off the ropes a bunch until Kingston hits him with a spinning back-elbow. He follows it up with a dropkick and Dallas again rolls out to the floor.
When Dallas comes back in the ring, Kingston extends his hand to Dallas for a handshake. The two shake hands, but then Dallas tries hitting a cheap-shot kick to the stomach. Kingston caught the kick and countered with a spinning kick of his own that drops the leader of the “Bo-Lieve Movement.”
Bo Dallas is taking over the offense in the match now, and he’s letting the fans know it every step of the way. People are chanting “boring,” and the announcers try and acknowledge it, but claim they’re chanting for “Bo” and not “boring,” by saying “Bo-Lieve.” They weren’t, however, and one of the other announcers pointed out how people were actually chanting “boring.” That’s a nice thing to point out when trying to get over a new Superstar, eh?
The two trade some more back-and-forth offense, with the finish ultimately coming when Dallas hits Kingston with the running “Bo-Dog,” which he semi-botches, by the way, for the 1-2-3. After the match, Dallas does his trademark victory lap around the ring.
Winner: Bo Dallas
Renee Young Interviews Stephanie McMahon
When we return from commercial, we see highlights of Batista quitting earlier tonight. From there, we go backstage where Renee Young is outside Triple H’s office or dressing room or whatever. When she goes to knock on the door, Stephanie McMahon walks out. Stephanie tells Young if she’s looking for a scoop, to stay tuned because she’s going to the ring right now to make an announcement regarding the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. On that note, we head to another commercial break.
Stephanie McMahon’s Announcement
We’re back from another break and immediately Stephanie McMahon is introduced and she makes her way to the ring. The announcers remind us that Brie Bella slapped Stephanie in the face last night and then highlights are shown of that happening.
Stephanie talks about Daniel Bryan doing the wrong thing at Payback. She talks about Brie putting her hands on her a few weeks ago and then again last night when she slapped her in the face. The fans all cheer and chant “Yes!” after she says that. Stephanie gets to her announcement, which is that in four weeks at the Money In The Bank PPV, if Daniel Bryan can compete, he’ll be defending the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a stretcher match against Kane. If he can’t compete, then for the first time ever, the Money In The Bank ladder match will be for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
In-Ring Segment: Stephanie McMahon & John Cena
Stephanie continues to talk, but is interupted by John Cena. The fans in Indiana actually seem to be giving Cena a pretty loud positive response tonight. They eventually, however, turn to boo’s.
Steph tells Cena that these people seem to like him about as much as they like her. She tells Cena that she was impressed, however, with Cena’s match against Bray Wyatt at Payback. The fans break out into a “CM Punk” chant.
Cena talks about loving the sounds of the WWE Universe and then switches his attention back to Stephanie. A very loud “let’s go Cena” and “Cena sucks” dueling chant breaks out. Cena says he loves the reaction from the crowd and then gets down to business.
Cena tells Stephanie he doesn’t like the situation surrounding the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. He says he too had an injury once and it forced him to give away the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, so he can relate to Daniel Bryan. Cena says the WWE Universe deserves a fighting champion.
Cena tells Steph to face facts, and that is that Daniel Bryan is just plain good. He’s very good, says Cena. He says every time Bryan steps foot in the ring he proves he’s championship material. He says Bryan beat him for the title at SummerSlam and they took it from him. He tells Steph that Bryan’s afraid to give up the title because he knows they’ll never give him another shot at it.
Stephanie goes on to say that he hasn’t defended the title in over 30 days and as a boss, whether it’s popular or not popular, she has to do the right thing for business. Cena makes some bad boob jokes at Stephanie and then says she’s letting personal hatred for Bryan affect business and tarnish the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. He says she’s made an embarassment of herself. He tells Stephanie she sucks. The fans chant “you suck, you suck” at her.
Stephanie says Cena doesn’t think she’s a good leader, so she’s going to give him a chance to prove himself tonight. Cena is going to face Kane. She says his match is right now. She says “Payback’s a bitch, John, but then, so am I.” Her music hits and she exits the ring.
John Cena vs. Kane
As Stephanie is making her way to the back, Kane’s music and fire pyro hit and “The Demon” makes his way to the ring. We head to a commercial break.
When we return from commercial, Kane is brutalizing Cena in the middle of the ring. Kane continues to make this a one-sided beatdown as the match goes longer and longer.
Kane continues to punish Cena until out of nowhere, Cena hit a beautiful standing dropkick. That’s about all of the offense he’s going to enjoy for now, as Kane immediately jumps back on top of him and regains control.
A loud “let’s go Cena” and “Cena sucks” dueling chant breaks out as Cena tries firing punches at Kane to fight his way back into this match. It works as he eventually clotheslines the big man down over and over again. He hits a side-suplex on him now and he’s firing up.
Cena hits Kane with the Five Knuckle Shuffle. He hoists him up for an Attitude Adjustment, but Kane elbows his way out of it and is now taking over control of the match again as he punches away at Cena in the corner of the ring.
Kane continues to punch Cena in the corner as the referee yells at him. The ref does his count, Kane ignores it, the ref’s count makes it to five so he calls for the bell. Kane has been disqualified.
Winner via Disqualification: John Cena
 
After The Match: The Attack Continues
After the match, Kane beats Cena up and the fight spills out to the floor. Kane whips Cena into the steps and then takes the top half off of the steps. Kane goes to apparently Tombstone Piledrive Cena onto the steps like he did to Daniel Bryan, but Cena avoided it and threw Kane into the ring post. Kane turns around and Cena literally throws the entire top-half of the ring steps at him. His music plays and he leaves as Kane is shown sitting-up in the background. Kane gets up and he’s pissed. He freaks out, Alicia Fox style, only with more damage. He throws a bunch of equipment and takes apart the announce table, etc. He storms off to the back.
Renee Young Interviews Randy Orton
After all of this, we see highlights again of Batista quitting earlier. Renee Young catches up with Randy Orton backstage. Orton says he spoke to Triple H and they agree that Batista simply took his ball and went home and that Orton is still the face of WWE. He says because of that, Triple H gave him a match tonight with Roman Reigns. He walks off as we head to another commercial break.
Drew McIntyre & Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal & Hornswoggle) vs. Los Matadores (with El Torito)
When we return from commercial, highlights are shown of the Mask vs. Hair match from the WWE Payback Kickoff Show. When we return live in the arena, 3MB comes out. Heath Slater reveals that Hornswoggle isn’t actually bald, and thanks to miracle grow, here’s the new and improved Horny. Hornswoggle comes out with a big afro wig on. The foursome make their way to the ring for tag-team action.
Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre will be taking on Los Matadores in a traditional tag-team match. At ringside for Slater and McIntyre is Jinder Mahal and Hornswoggle. In Los Matadores’ corner is El Torito. Early in the match, Horny’s wig is taken off and we see his semi-shaven head revealed. It’s just how it was left on TV, with half of it shaved bald, and some of it still long in spots, etc. He covers his head and runs to the back.
Meanwhile, after all of that happens, everyone is distracted. So when 3MB turns around, Matadores pins them. 1-2-3. Los Matadores win. After the win, a Money In The Bank qualifying match between Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio scheduled for later tonight is revealed. We then head to another commercial.
Winners: Los Matadores
Nikki Bella vs. Alicia Fox & Aksana
When we return from the break, we are treated to our Divas match of the evening, as Nikki Bella takes on the team of Alicia Fox and Aksana in a handicap match. The bell rings and here we go.
Nikki and Aksana start things off. They two double-team her quickly into the match, and in a one-sided beatdown, ultimately win when Fox hits her scissors kick for the 1-2-3.
Winners: Alicia Fox & Aksana
After The Match: Alicia Fox Meltdown
In Alicia Fox’s latest meltdown, this time she freaks out after the match as usual, but it gets violent as she attacks Bella some more, throwing her around and slamming her into the barricade, etc. at ringside.
Luke Harper & Erick Rowan Backstage Promo
After that, The Wyatt Family cut-in happens. We see the sheep mask up close on the big screen after seeing the empty rocking chair. Luke Harper cuts a promo, speaking in Wyatt-fashion where it’s hard to tell what the hell he’s talking about, but ultimately gets around to telling The Usos that they are going to pay. After Harper finishes his promo we go closeup on the sheep mask again, where Erick Rowan says, “Follow the Buzzards.” We head to a commercial break.
Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter) vs. Adam Rose (with The Rosebuds)
When we return from commercial, Zeb Colter is in the ring cutting a promo. He dresses down Adam Rose and then out comes the leader of the Rosebuds. He parties his way to the ring for a one-on-one match against Jack Swagger.

 

[Pugz]

very shitty raw thus far. i like the idea of the ladder match rather the stretcher match.

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Well the Usos vs the Wyatts family made the night better.

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

WWE loves trolling us with Dolph Ziggler losing like serious he should be in MITB smh