John Mayberry's Agents Helping Him Get Laid?

[Giantmetfan07]

According to the New York Post the agents for Phillies rookie outfielder John Mayberry Jr. have been trying to get him a date with Antoinette Nikprelaj, an actress and model who played a mermaid in “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

Here’s the e-mail that Mayberry’s representatives at CAA apparently sent out to Nikprelaj’s agent on his behalf:

I imagine you’re familiar with CAA and some of our clients, as we work with Ryan Howard, Roy Halladay, Buster Posey and Andre Ethier among others. I hate to even be sending you this e-mail, and I’m quite embarrassed to say the least, but we have a young client on the Philadelphia Phillies who asked us if we knew any agents at Innovative Artists and could connect him to Antoinette Nikprelaj.

I know you’re not a dating or set-up service, but John Mayberry Jr. would love to meet Antoinette or invite her to a baseball game sometime. Would this be possible? Here’s a bio of John to give you some more info on him (he’s a great guy, down-to-earth, humble, Stanford-educated, etc.) Thanks for considering this as you know how this business is and servicing clients.​

UPDATE: Turns out Nikprelaj is married and has a daughter, so the degree of difficulty on Mayberry’s hookup has risen considerably.

Really bro... really?....REALLY?!?!

How is it that a professional baseball player needs to go to these lengths to get some action?

PS. How do i get this agency to represent me?

 

[.infamous]

lmao wow. Talk about desperate.

 

[Dorado]

lmfao

if i was him id just go to the club and make it rain on hoes, fuck this simp shit

 

[Giantmetfan07]

and apparently Hunter Pence asked if Any ladies would like to go out with Mayberry, via Twitter. THis story gets sadder and sadder.