If the NHL was a party, what kind of guest would each player be?

[Phil The Thrill]

There's gotta be someone who makes up beer pong rules as the game goes on.

 

[volcano]

Ovechkin is taking a piss in crosby's beer and then giggiling the rest of the night but not telling anyone why

 

[snipezo]

There's gotta be someone who makes up beer pong rules as the game goes on.

Shanny

 

[snipezo]

Lappy and Marchand would just chirp at each other like 16 year old girls and do nothing about it.

 

[Fuhgeddaboudit]

The Sedin brothers are trying to tally up who banged more chicks, causing a riot in the crowd because it might be fixed