Cam Newton becomes my favorite non-Lion

[Mobruler]

Cam Newton tried to do his best Arian Foster impersonation in a presser today, but he didn't even do it to be mean at reporters.  He just did it because he wanted to call Ndamukong Suh "Donkey Kong" a bunch of times.  
 
Now, I'm not sure if "Donkey Kong" is an offensive term to anyone in this country, but I appreciate the intent.  I appreciate Newton's commitment to try to be a dick to Suh in whatever best way he could figure out and sticking to it.  Donkey Kong games are actually pretty sick though.
 
I'm not Cam's PR agent, but I might have suggested going with "Ndamukong Fluke", "Ndamudong Poo", or simply, "the guy who runs his car into fire hydrants while not even drunk".
 
At any rate, good for Cam, because fuck Suh.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RGmXA4jnFA

 

[RipCity32]

Donkey Kong Suh, I like this.
 
Though I hope he rips his head off

 

[Mobruler]

He probably gets two sacks and forever is known with a sweet nickname of Donkey Kong Suh.  It'd be like someone dedicating a press conference to saying "man, I really fucking hate 'Bruce Wayne Ellington'".

 

[RipCity32]

I'll probably use it regardless.

 

[Fuhgeddaboudit]

Lmao thought I had that shit on replay. That was great