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Week 1 (0-0): Eagles - We lose. A couple of people around here seem to think we can win but it's just not going to happen. Our defense won't be able to keep up and you can't win a game when the other team scores on most of their possessions. Philadelphia scares me. Then again they called themselves a dream team which spells instant failure.
Week 2 (0-1): @Giants - We lose. We can take the Giants without much trouble. Our new linebacker core will basically shut down their running game, which leaves their great passing. Bradford puts on a show and we lose this in a close one. It's a game we could win, but probably won't.
Week 3 (0-2): Ravens - We lose again. No idea why we have the schedule of a first place team but we do.
Week 4 (0-3): Redskins - We win. The offense dominates and the defense holds their own. Washington can't do much against us.
Week 5 (1-3): Bye
Week 6 (1-3): @Packers - We lose. No explanation needed.
Week 7 (1-4): @Cowboys - We win. Offense rapes them, and we win by 20+.
Week 8 (2-4): Saints - We can't hold the spread offense and they come out on top, but again, not by much.
Week 9 (2-5): @Cardinals - We annihilate them. Seriously, all the people that think they are a better team are fucking high.
Week 10 (3-5): @Cleveland - Hillis scares me but he's their only real threat. We win.
Week 11 (4-5): Seahawks - Another easy win.
Week 12 (5-5): Cardinals - We take them back to our house for a drink and... SURPRISE BUTTSECKS.
Week 13 (6-5): @49er's - We are the better team. Plain and simple. Gore is good but not that good. Everything we have is better than what they have.
Week 14 (7-5): @Seahawks - Easy win. No way they can even begin to compete.
Week 15 (8-5): Bengals - Win.
Week 16 (9-5): @Steelers - OMG Wtf is wrong with the guys making the schedule? No reason we should be playing all of these teams.
Week 17 (9-6): 49er's - Easy win.
Final Record = 10-6
Rams are playoff bound in the first season with a winning record they've had in over 4 years.
Week 2 (0-1): @Giants - We lose. We can take the Giants without much trouble. Our new linebacker core will basically shut down their running game, which leaves their great passing. Bradford puts on a show and we lose this in a close one. It's a game we could win, but probably won't.
Week 3 (0-2): Ravens - We lose again. No idea why we have the schedule of a first place team but we do.
Week 4 (0-3): Redskins - We win. The offense dominates and the defense holds their own. Washington can't do much against us.
Week 5 (1-3): Bye
Week 6 (1-3): @Packers - We lose. No explanation needed.
Week 7 (1-4): @Cowboys - We win. Offense rapes them, and we win by 20+.
Week 8 (2-4): Saints - We can't hold the spread offense and they come out on top, but again, not by much.
Week 9 (2-5): @Cardinals - We annihilate them. Seriously, all the people that think they are a better team are fucking high.
Week 10 (3-5): @Cleveland - Hillis scares me but he's their only real threat. We win.
Week 11 (4-5): Seahawks - Another easy win.
Week 12 (5-5): Cardinals - We take them back to our house for a drink and... SURPRISE BUTTSECKS.
Week 13 (6-5): @49er's - We are the better team. Plain and simple. Gore is good but not that good. Everything we have is better than what they have.
Week 14 (7-5): @Seahawks - Easy win. No way they can even begin to compete.
Week 15 (8-5): Bengals - Win.
Week 16 (9-5): @Steelers - OMG Wtf is wrong with the guys making the schedule? No reason we should be playing all of these teams.
Week 17 (9-6): 49er's - Easy win.
Final Record = 10-6
Rams are playoff bound in the first season with a winning record they've had in over 4 years.