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  1. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Reggie just said that Love pass to Lebron looked liked Stafford to Megatron. Why would you insult Love like that?
  2. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Prigioni is the NBA version of the 50 year old guy at Life Time fitness who spends five hours there every day. The first three doing cardio and the last two on the basketball court pressing the living shit out of everyone. He's always yelling at his own team on offense to "rotate! rotate!"...
  3. Mobruler

    Official College Gameday Thread

    This is happening because of me. I manifested it. Jameis won't win the Heisman, his team won't make the playoffs, he'll be drafted at like 22, he'll submerge into obscurity. We're rid of Jameis. All because of me. Unless he goes to prison for raping another person.
  4. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    D.J. Augustin is the quickest Pistons player since... Well I don't know, but he's really quick. Nikola Pekovic is my favorite non-Piston without a broken leg.
  5. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Caron Butler's jumpshot is brutal.
  6. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Shut up, this is the Pistons thread.
  7. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Brandon Jennings flies at Ricky Rubio 3 point pump fakes because he's dumb.
  8. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Dion Waiters loves him some Dion Waiters.
  9. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    I like when both centers jump at the tip-off and both land back on the ground before either ever touches the ball.
  10. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Has there ever been a team with such a bi-polar starting line-up defensively? You have Lebron and Varejao on one hand, then you have Love and Irving on the other.
  11. Mobruler

    Official College Gameday Thread

    Florida State is going to lose to Louisville tonight and we will all be out of our misery.
  12. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    He also said he doesn't respond to people who have dreadlocks, whatever that means, and then he responded to a person who has dreadlocks.
  13. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Pistons time out so SVG can flip his lid on Josh Smith for clanked 3s with 18 seconds on the shot clock, I'm assuming.
  14. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    To avoid the embarrassing questions of why you traded him for a 2nd in the first place.
  15. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Andre and Singler both look like they went to Hanz and Franz in that Aaron Rodgers commercial. Both look significantly bulkier.
  16. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    I'd question who exactly is turning that signal to green. If there's one thing I know about Stan Van Gundy, it's that he sure as fuck isn't going to have a sub-42% shooting power forward be his #1 option.
  17. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    They're just getting the gears turning, my faith is high.
  18. Mobruler

    The Real 2014-15 NBA Regular Season Thread

    Well it all makes sense now. Why would some human being in this world fabricate a story about Brandon Jennings bulking up?
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