Prigioni is the NBA version of the 50 year old guy at Life Time fitness who spends five hours there every day. The first three doing cardio and the last two on the basketball court pressing the living shit out of everyone. He's always yelling at his own team on offense to "rotate! rotate!"...
This is happening because of me. I manifested it. Jameis won't win the Heisman, his team won't make the playoffs, he'll be drafted at like 22, he'll submerge into obscurity. We're rid of Jameis. All because of me. Unless he goes to prison for raping another person.
D.J. Augustin is the quickest Pistons player since... Well I don't know, but he's really quick.
Nikola Pekovic is my favorite non-Piston without a broken leg.
Has there ever been a team with such a bi-polar starting line-up defensively? You have Lebron and Varejao on one hand, then you have Love and Irving on the other.
I'd question who exactly is turning that signal to green. If there's one thing I know about Stan Van Gundy, it's that he sure as fuck isn't going to have a sub-42% shooting power forward be his #1 option.