2011 NFL Season Thread

[elcheato]

The Browns have the 4th ranked defense in the NFL.. It helps when you face the Dolphis, Colts and Seahawks, but I'll take it lol

Haden, Rubin, Taylor, Sheard, Ward, DQ, and Gocong are keepers.

 

[elcheato]

Kyle Boller 1/3 with 2 INTs, nice

 

[Elite]

Jared Allen with double-digit sacks already this year, animal.

 

[mutigers28]

go chieeefss 14-0

i thought dwayne bowes (almost) touchdown celebration was hilarious

 

[Hurricane Season]

Did you see when Tim Teboq came out of the tunnel to take the field before the game last night?

No?

Of course you didn't. Because he didn't come out of the tunnel at all.
While riding the team bus on the way to the stadium on Thursday afternoon, Tim Teboq witnessed a terrible automobile accident. The bus driver slowed as they passed the obviously totalled car, but Teboq couldn't ignore someone in need. He stood up from his seat, told the rest of his team that he'd catch up with them later, and jumped out of the emergency exit in the back of the bus.

Walking over to the smoking wreckage, Tim found a young woman on the physically crushed behind the wheel. Looking up, she begged him, "Help me...please...I can't..." Her head bobbed as she fought to retain consciousness.

"Don't worry ma'am...I'm Tim Teboq."

Using his extraordinary physical prowess, Teboq extracted the victim from the car. He noticed she was in pain, and bleeding internally. Within seconds, he diagnosed the problem...the woman's spleen had ruptured. Unless she received medical attention immediately, she would surely die.

Realizing the severity of the situation, Tim did what he had to do. In much the same way he dissects helpless defensive schemes on the gridiron, Tim surgically removed his own spleen and performed the world's first roadside organ transplant without the aid of anesthesia.

Upon completion of the operation, Teboq spoke. "You'll be all right, ma'am."

The woman opened her eyes, looked around, then began crying uncontrollably. Tim asked, "Ma'am...what's wrong? Are you OK?"

"I...my baby! Where's my baby!"

The young woman, you see, was not taking a trip to the grocery store when she was involved in the car accident...she was driving her newborn son home from the hospital. After losing control of her vehicle, the car rolled across several lanes of the highway. The centrifugal force of the spinning car flung the child from the back seat, and the baby had been struck by an 18-wheeler coming from the opposite direction.

Surveying the situation, Tim calmly walked through the lanes of speeding traffic, to where the infant lay, lifeless, on the side of the road. He knelt down, closed his deep blue eyes, and kissed the child on the forehead.

The baby opened his eyes, gazed up at the quarterback-slash-savior, and spoke. "Thank you, Tim Teboq." Standing, the infant reached up. Tim took his hand, and together they walked back to the weeping mother.

"Here you are ma'am. Now, it seems your car is in bad shape." Giving a wink to the young woman, Tim puckered his lips, and sharply whistled. A rainbow extended from the skies, touching down at Teboq's feet. Galloping down the rainbow was a strong white horse, with golden wings, and a single pearlescent horn.

The Broncos QB lifted the woman and her son, and placed them on the back of the magnificent mount.

"Thank you, Mr. Teboq," she said.

"Don't thank me, ma'am. Now, you head on home." With that, Tebow slapped the glorious beast on the side, and it flew off, taking them home.

Glancing at his watch, Tim realized it was almost time for kickoff. Standing alone on the side of the highway, he raised his arms. A choir of angels descended from the heavens, lifting Tim Teboq up through the clouds. Moments later, he was seen floating down to the fifty yard line, encased in a golden aura.

Looking first at his teammates, then the hapless Dolphins, and finally, the NFL officials assembled around him, he spoke a single word.

"Heads."


And the rest, as they say, is History.

 

[Hurricane Season]

God confirmed real. I have converted to Teboqism.

 

[mutigers28]

AHAHAHA STUFFED

 

[Elite]

What's with the Q? What the fuck's a Teboq?

 

[bosoxlover12]

why is it Teboq?

 

[Elite]

Jared Allen with another sack. This guy is filthy.

 

[Hurricane Season]

What's with the Q? What the fuck's a Teboq?

why is it Teboq?

One does not truly understand until one accepts Teboq as lord and savior.

Please forgive them, Teboq, for they know not what they do.

 

[Pugz]

One does not truly understand until one accepts Teboq as lord and savior.

Please forgive them, Teboq, for they know not what they do.

lmaooooooo

 

[Elite]

Tim Tebow is terrible

Now tell me.

 

[Falcons11497]

lmao
since when is 6-3 a final score?

 

[Elite]

lmao
since when is 6-3 a final score?

Would thought it was a Mariners/Indians game if I didn't know any better.

 

[elcheato]

That's still a stretch for Indians/Mariners.

 

[DJT]

I almost thought the Bronco fans were gonna start chanting Brady Quinn...then the 4th quarter happened.

Miami is awful...and Denver BARELY beat them...that should tell you something.

In other news, Ponder is playing well.

 

[Giantmetfan07]

(Packers/Vikings) Where the hell was the Safety on that play?

 

[DJT]

LOL that is the most open i've seen someone in a while.

 

[Giantmetfan07]

Vikings got VERY lucky on that pass attempt.