Agent 0 tweets blind date

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Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt..."ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place"imma call PETA to come get you

Look at this hot mess...she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230

This dragon can eat....I'm glad were at a all u can eat... She went to the rest rm..I think I'm busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

I don't think imma get the goods tonight...I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat...

If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a "rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal"from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

She called me a jack ass.. I said "she looks so cute with her little ugly self" who's NEXT

Its okay fellas she still wants action...ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION

Sorry fellas she don't give it up on the first date....all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date...
LOL Agent 0 is back.
 

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Over there looking like a thundercat
 

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She knew what was what said it was the worst date ever and was still tryna fuck...

That money is a fool lol

Im stealing that "Over here looking like a thundercat" line though
 

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She knew what was what said it was the worst date ever and was still tryna fuck...

That money is a fool lol

Im stealing that "Over here looking like a thundercat" line though
Agreed haha
 

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Omg I thought she was the queen of Zamunda, lmao man I love that line. I kind of feel bad for the girl though.
 

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Don't do it to em Gilbert

God damn he never gave a fuck lmao
 

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what a tool. but... i fucking love this. haha!!!
 

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Imagine if his game was as good as his tweets. He would be unstoppable, its kind of interesting how much swagger he has considering how awful he has been with the contract he has. I feel that with all these antics he doesnt focus on playing basketball as much as he should have. With the gun situation, the changing from Agent O, going back to Agent O, when he said that he played badly so that another player could play.


Just way too many antics for a player who used to be great and is trying to recapture that.
 

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Man understand that he has a life too. His tweets have nothing to do with his game...
 

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Man understand that he has a life too. His tweets have nothing to do with his game...
Yes, because embarrassing someone publicly in that manner is restricting him from having a life.....

Its just dumb shit and it gives you a perspective of his character. That translates to his game and you can see it on the court night in and night out.
 

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I wish his game was as interesting as his tweets

Shit would be wild
 

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I feel kinda bad for the chick lol
 
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