Favorite Basketball Player Quotes

[Giantmetfan07]

On one of Nate Robinson's dunks during All Star weekend: "Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!" - Charles Barkley
"I don't need to be on TV. If I had a good agent, I'd be on Temptation Island. I wanna be around a bunch of naked-ass girls. That's just good television programming." - Charles Barkley
"when I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those ti***** on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements." - Charles Barkley

Next 1 I got is my fav.
- Following an incident where Barkley threw a man out of a two story window, The Judge said "Do you have any regrets." Barkley said "I regret we weren't on a higher floor.""

Post any of your favorite NBA quotes.

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

"The ball don't lie" & "Both teams played hard tonight" & "We ain't scared of those kats" - Rasheed Wallace.

 

[Sabbath]

"I don't think I have ever been out of control." - Bob Knight

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." - John Wooden

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. " - Michael Jordan

 

[Whisper]

"the plan was to get the ball to Michael, and everyone get the F#c% out the way."
- Doug Collins



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""Kobe gets the most love from the ladies. He's definitely No. 1. But Luke Walton is a close second. I have no ide why. I think he's ugly as hell, but they fall down when they see him: 'Luke, oh my god!"

"LO's our most Hollywood player. He goes to parties, but he doesn't hook us up. He just tells us about them."

"Sasha Vujacic always says strange things. Then there's Vlad Radmonovic. He'll say something. Then he's like. 'You understand, Kwame?'. I'm like, 'Man, I don't understnad a thing you say.' So he'll talk in his language. I'm like. 'What was that about?' He says, 'You don't understand my English, I though I'd try my language."

"Aaron Mchkie is 'Blue.' He says it's from childhood. I think it's becuase he's so dark."

""Coach has this rule in practice that you can't shoot after a whistle, so we always trick each other. I'll be like, 'Yo, Luke, I'll give you $100 if you make this. 'The I'll tell on him. It's worth it becuase he has to pay a fine.""

-- All From Kwame Brown

 

[Mexi]

ha!
that makes me love Kwame

 

[The Young One]

Practice were talking bout practice- Allen Iverson
These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess. -Kobe bryant

I HATE being scored on even by players who some say are un-guardable. I don't believe it when they say Oh, that player is hot today.F--- That Cool his a-- of then.-Kobe bryant"

Will Vanderbilt. He doesn't deserve to be named after a Big Ten school." - Michael on Will Perdue

"Headache tonight, Scottie?" - Michael asks Scottie, while showing him his 2-for-16 line

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there." - Michael to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his [Swearing is not permitted at Clublakers. You must edit this post prior to submitting.] into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward." - Michael ripping Stacey King a new one

^found the jordan quotes on another site

 

[werebarret]

"Practice, man. We talkin' 'bout practice. Not a game, not a game, but practice."

 

[Josh10_10]

The Diesel is always good for some..

"They shot the ball well early. But what comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning." - Shaquille O'Neal

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok." - Shaquille O'Neal

"I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?" - Shaquille O'Neal

"Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect. " - Shaquille O'Neal

 

[RipCity32]

"That Balll Don't Lie" - Rasheed Wallace

"We ain't scared of them cats" - Rasheed Wallace (talking about Lakers in '04)

 

[The Young One]

"That Balll Don't Lie" - Rasheed Wallace

"We ain't scared of them cats" - Rasheed Wallace (talking about Lakers in '04)

You said the same thing as bid'ness

 

[RipCity32]

You said the same thing as bid'ness

Indeed, great minds think alike

 

[The Young One]

Indeed, great minds think alike

If u say so

 

[Giantmetfan07]

Glad Josh also had some funny ones. I thought you all missed what I was aiming toward.

 

[Sabbath]

"I don't think I have ever been out of control." - Bob Knight

I personally think that this is possibly the funniest quote of all-time.

 

[CameronCrazy06]

"I suck" - Everybody who's played for the Tar Holes

 

[dez]

"I suck" - Everybody who's played for the Tar Holes

lol ouch....


But my favorite quote was by Isaiah Thomas:

"I will continue to try to make changes to improve the team."

YEA RIGHT!