The "Elite" Company of Quarterbacks

[Mooche]

Everyone in their mind has some idea of the plateau of "elite" quarterbacks in the National Football League. On your top plateau, or level, who are the guys you have?

No order is necessary.

Big Ben
Manning
Brady
Brees
Rodgers


Who is on your list?

 

[kam.]

Alex Smith
Sam Bradford
Carson Palmer x9
Colt McCoy
Matthew Stafford
Mark Sanchez

 

[Mooche]

Alex Smith
Sam Bradford
Carson Palmer x9
Colt McCoy
Matthew Stafford
Mark Sanchez

Awesome list.

How could I forget Carson?

 

[kam.]

Awesome list.

How could I forget Carson?

Your PM inbox will be bombarded with complaints from Bungle fans.

 

[Mooche]

But in reality, who do you got kammmmm?

 

[kam.]

But in reality, who do you got kammmmm?

What, I was serious bro.


.

Ok maybe not.


Tom Brady
Aaron Rodgers
Drew Brees
Peyton Manning
Ben Roethlisberger
Philip Rivers.


QBs close to Elite
Matt Ryan
Josh Freeman
Joe Flacco

 

[Elite]

Brady
Peyton
Rodgers

Everyone else is on the outside looking in

 

[Mooche]

Brady
Peyton
Rodgers

Everyone else is on the outside looking in

Why is Ben Roethlisberger not on your list?

 

[kam.]

Brady
Peyton
Rodgers

Everyone else is on the outside looking in

What you really mean is


Mark Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez
and his brother Slim Jim Sanchez.

 

[Elite]

Because he's not an elite Qb.

 

[Elite]

What you really mean is


Mark Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez
and his brother Slim Jim Sanchez.

You're hilarious man, your jokes are just so funny man

 

[kam.]

You're hilarious man, your jokes are just so funny man

I'm just trying to copy your NFL knowledge bro.

 

[Mooche]

Explain to me how Big Ben is not an elite QB. Please..

 

[kam.]

Explain to me how Big Ben is not an elite QB. Please..

Because he did the dirty to BC in a georgia bathroom stall.

 

[Mooche]

He also won two Super Bowls, and was the youngest QB to ever win one..

He does his thaaang in Georgia, fuck the police.

 

[Elite]

Brady
Manning
Rodgers
Ben

Who is the odd man out there?

Big Ben is. Big Ben isn't as good as any of those guys and I wouldn't even have him as #4. IMO Rodgers, Brady, and Peytonare all of equal skill level or are close, Big Ben isn't close to those guys

 

[kam.]

He also won two Super Bowls, and was the youngest QB to ever win one..

He does his thaaang in Georgia, fuck the police.

Sanchez sleeps with a 17 year old, and hes the man.

Big Ben rapes a drunk legal female, and hes the bad one..

 

[Yankees2772]

Rape is a whole lot worse than having consensual sex with someone of legal age (yes, 17 is legal). Oh, and Ben raped TWO girls. If you'd like, I'll let you read my 8 page essay on Ben and if you open your eyes you'll stop joking around about rape and realize how fucking horrible of an act it is.

 

[kam.]

Rape is a whole lot worse than having consensual sex with someone of legal age (yes, 17 is legal). Oh, and Ben raped TWO girls. If you'd like, I'll let you read my 8 page essay on Ben and if you open your eyes you'll stop joking around about rape and realize how fucking horrible of an act it is.

Come on kid, learn how to catch sarcasm in a sentence without getting your panties in a wad.

 

[Mooche]

The first girl was a fucking nut. She said stuff about how she was obsessed with having his baby.. Not his fault entirely that she's an idiot, it's just his fault he put himself in damn bad situations.

I don't see Big Ben as the odd one out there. At all. He is just as clutch as anyone on your elite list, and he's icey in big time situations.

What are you going to use? The 'ol he has such a good defense saying? Yeah, I forgot, James Harrison completed that pass to Ike Taylor in the endzone to send the Cardinals home with nothing. Right.