Rick Harrison Leaves Pawn Stars, Joins Browns as Head Coach

[elcheato]

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/426457574733398019
 
 

 

[Pugz]

why would he do such a thing

 

[elcheato]

He's in the buying and selling business. Once he finishes his restoration, he'll flip the position for a sizable profit.

 

[BwareDWare94]

I don't see the resemblance. Good try, though.

 

[Mexi]

So you guys have al roker and the pawn stars guy

 

[elcheato]

And Terry Francona legitimately looks like a turtle

 

[Mexi]

He looks like franklin

 

[Thomas-Panda-Saxby]

I see the resemblance a little lol 

 

[Hurricane Season]

I hope he negotiates with free agents like they do on pawn stars.

 

[TTN2810]

Player: $8 Million a year?
 
Pettine: Uh... let me call in an expert to verify you are in fact legit, and not a freud.
 
Player: Yeah, sure.
 
Pettine: Is this guy legit?
 
Expert: He appears to be. He's black, 6'2, 220 pounds... and he looks fast as shit. All checks out.
 
Pettine: Okay, now the big question: what's his value?
 
Expert: In a primary market I'd say $8 million (**player has huge cheesy smile on his face**), but he's got some wear and tear on him. In this market? About $5 million a year.
 
Pettine: Alright, thanks (expert name). So, what are you asking?
 
Player: $5 million a year..?
 
Pettine: I can do $4 dollars.. You heard him. You've got some wear and tear, and let's face it, I may need to trade you in the future, and I'm not sure what the market will be. I may be stuck with you in my shop on my roster for a year or two.
 
Player: Meet me half way: $2.5 million?
 
Pettine: $10, and that is ALL I can go.
 
Player:...Okay.. how about $25?
 
Pettine: $10.
 
Player: Okay... deal. **Shakes hands**
 
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Player Interview later: Yeah I took a bit less that I wanted to going in, but I got the cash I need, and I'm always happy to get ripped off get anally raped. It's part of the business.

 

[Bengals1Fan]

Question... do the browns have $10 to spend?

 

[elcheato]

Player: $8 Million a year?
 
Pettine: Uh... let me call in an expert to verify you are in fact legit, and not a freud.
 
Player: Yeah, sure.
 
Pettine: Is this guy legit?
 
Expert: He appears to be. He's black, 6'2, 220 pounds... and he looks fast as shit. All checks out.
 
Pettine: Okay, now the big question: what's his value?
 
Expert: In a primary market I'd say $8 million (**player has huge cheesy smile on his face**), but he's got some wear and tear on him. In this market? About $5 million a year.
 
Pettine: Alright, thanks (expert name). So, what are you asking?
 
Player: $5 million a year..?
 
Pettine: I can do $4 dollars.. You heard him. You've got some wear and tear, and let's face it, I may need to trade you in the future, and I'm not sure what the market will be. I may be stuck with you in my shop on my roster for a year or two.
 
Player: Meet me half way: $2.5 million?
 
Pettine: $10, and that is ALL I can go.
 
Player:...Okay.. how about $25?
 
Pettine: $10.
 
Player: Okay... deal. **Shakes hands**
 
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Player Interview later: Yeah I took a bit less that I wanted to going in, but I got the cash I need, and I'm always happy to get ripped off get anally raped. It's part of the business.

You missed the part where he laughs at his own jokes at least 20 times during the negotiation.