Jaguars To Hold Tebow Rally At 3:16 PM

[Big Bid'Ness]

From:realgm
 

Fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars will hold a rally of the parking lot at Everbank Field at 3:16 PM to encourage the franchise to sign Tim Tebow.
 
The time is of significance due to Tebow's religious beliefs.
 
The Jaguars are 0-2 after losing on Sunday to the Raiders.
 
Tebow was released by the New England Patriots before the start of the season.
 

 
Save Jacksonville. Tebow 3:16

 

[Fuhgeddaboudit]

So they want to get worse than they already are? Okay, fine!

 

[Hurricane Season]

They honestly have a better shot at tanking with Gabbert.

 

[Giantmetfan07]

just tank and get the #1 pick. 

 

[Teagz]

Tebow 3:16

 

[illadelph]

The Jags might aswell do it.
 
They're gonna win less than 2 games all year anyway, at least get some backsides on seats for the weird Tebow worshippers. 

 

[Big Bid'Ness]

Crowds surge at 'Sign Tim Tebow' rally 
Jacksonville's 'Sign Tim Tebow' rally is going about as well as expected. But it is picking up steam.

 
Whatever his utility as a player, the phrase Signing Tim Tebow could have a bright future as a euphemism -- a short way of saying I Pretty Much Give Up, Whatever. For usage: a bummed-out person wearing mustard-stained sweats to a bar on Saturday night would be Signing Tim Tebow.
But for other fans -- including, we must presume, the desperateJacksonville Jaguars fans Tim Tebow loyalists who organized Monday's Sign Tim Tebow rally for 3:16pm in EverBank Field's parking lot -- Signing Tim Tebow meant something else. It meant hope. It meant a chance to see their favorite quarterback one-hop bubble screens to Cecil Shorts. It meant a chance to start a popular movement and take their team back.
 
Which, yes, there were just three fans there at the appointed time. But there's traffic and getting time off from work and, wait, here's a report from just a few minutes later.
 
This means that the crowd is doubling in size every few minutes. If this rate continues, and there's no reason to assume it won't, the entire population of Florida will be in EverBank Field's lot by this time tomorrow. Unless...
 
Oh. Okay. Maybe it's time to Sign Tim Tebow on the Sign Tim Tebow movement, then? Or give it another few months. Probably should give it another few months.

 

 

 


Tim Duval ‏@MadeByTim

Pretty big crowd at the rally. Already 5 maybe 6 people. pic.twitter.com/fMUhc3ZYI1

 

 

 

Bwhahahaahahah

 

[Fuhgeddaboudit]

Is that how empty their stadium usually is?

 

[buzzy]

Lel

 

[elcheato]

If those are the standards, I apparently held a rally at the Indians game in section 119 on Tuesday. I was there with two other people, and we were the only 3 people in the section.

 

[Giantmetfan07]

https://vine.co/v/hn03HnBEdXh
 
 
WHAT A CROWD

 

[Pugz]

2 many people 2 count.