Greg Schiano: "This Situation Needed Greg Schiano"

[jonathanlambert33]

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http://www.bucsnation.com/2013/10/4/4799906/greg-schiano-ironically-says-buccaneers-were-laughing-stock-under

 

[Teagz]

lol this guy
 
 
 
have fun at whatever Mountain West college you end up at next year.

 

[Pugz]

this guy looks like the tool he acts like.

 

[BwareDWare94]

"You see, they actually hired me to make this team worse," said Schiano with surprising honesty. "They asked me how I'd do it, and I told them, I said, what we're gonna do is make asses of ourselves. Maybe I'll call a blitz when the opposing team goes into victory formation." Mission accomplished, and it didn't sit well with the rest of the NFL. Schiano then went on to say, "But the Glazers weren't happy with just that, they asked me what else I'd do. I told them, how about we make our receivers only run 3-4 routes without any improvisational options? That ought to do the trick." At this point, my jaw had hit the floor. Surely a man wouldn't admit such things? Unfortunately, Schiano wasn't finished. "They wanted more, so at the end of my interview, I told them I'd destroy their franchise quarterback internally, then make him a scapegoat in front of the entire league. He'll sign for peanuts somewhere else." At this point, according to Schiano, the Glazers were more than happy to hire the gap toothed enigma from the college ranks.

 

[RipCity32]

This guy is great lol.

 

[Hurricane Season]

I'm almost certain that was a satirical piece.

 

[BwareDWare94]

I'm almost certain that was a satirical piece.

 
Yeah. I wrote it lol.