Bware's Finals Preview and Prediction

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Well, since I've been pretty much dead wrong on just about everything, I'm going to give it one last hurrah!
 
West (1) Golden State Warriors vs. East (2) Cleveland Cavaliers
 
Summary
The long awaited matchup between the great and unbeatable Cleveland Cavaliers and whichever Western team was unfortunate enough to fall under the shadow of LeBron's reinvigorated hairline. The Golden State Warriors, though they have home court advantage, don't have LeBron James, so they will surely lose.
 
Key Pieces
Golden State--Curry, Thompson, Green, Bogut
Cleveland--LeBron, Thompson, Blatt, LeBron
 
X-Factors
Golden State--Barnes, Iggy
Cleveland--Kyrie (not a key piece due to health), Mozgov, LeBron
 
Maximum Win Totals
Golden State--0
Cleveland--4
 
Minimum Win Totals
Golden State 0
Cleveland 4
 
Prediction
LeBron James will triumphantly arrive at Oracle arena atop Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime show tiger, and Katy Perry. Upon the conception of yet another grace to the world via LeBron James, he will climb down from said tiger and lay waste the Golden State Warriors. 4-0, Cavaliers